I would never eat a filthy animal like that. Muslims are disgusting.

I wouldn't eat either one. I wouldn't even let my dog eat a muzzshit even after it mysteriously dropped dead!

The abos used to prefer Chinamen over the English. The Chinamen ate mainly rice while the Englishmen ate salted meat, and were reported to taste much worse.

What exactly was Randy Fine trying to say here? That he'd choose some sand person over a cuddly dog?

I would personally TOS VIOLATION the entire middle east before I gave up my dog.