Try to acquire 1 bitcoin between now and when the next halving event is scheduled in 2024. I've been at this since 2017. Good luck!

Mining fees too high.

Lightning should cut the fees down, but many exchanges aren't even using segwit yet, an update from mid 2017.

Also BitCoin all a public ledger. Only psudo anonymous.

I think lightning becomes private once you close the channels. But someone could decide to monitor and record those before they close. And the opening and closing will be public.

Doge is dog shit pump n dump.