Walmart spokesman Willy B Dilliams issued a statement saying, "Awlyall niggaz needah shatcha batch made muthafuckin moufs da fuxsup!! Yawll ackin like sum bitchez rightah bat nah!!
Later issuing an apology on behalf of the IT department after claiming they'd just finished watching Friday for the 5th Friday in a row after smoking some cheeba cheeba yall! (citation needed).
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