I was feeling creative, so I composed a poem. I thought you folks might enjoy it. Ten little Jew boys, dancing in a line, One stole a nickel, and then there were nine; Nine little Jew boys, filled with Christian hate, One threw a rock, and then there were eight; Eight little Jew boys, don’t believe in heaven, One shorted stocks, and then there were seven; Seven little Jew boys, had a race to fix, One walked behind the horse, and then there were six; Six little Jew boys the Holocaust survived, One taunted skinheads, and then there were five; Five little Jew boys, planning out a war, One got enlisted, and then there were four; Four little Jew boys, chopping Arab trees, One stuck his head up, and then there were three; Three little Jew boys, told us what to do, One forgot to look behind, and then there were two; Two little Jew boys, trying to have fun, One took to selling porn, and then there was one; One little Jew boy, crying in the sun, Fell into a deep well, and then there were none.