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She wants me to test some stuff on her car, so I do the tests and she says to me, "Can't I buy no battery that don't need ta be charged".

This lady asked me for a perpetual motion machine.......

What in the actual fuck?

She wants me to test some stuff on her car, so I do the tests and she says to me, "Can't I buy no battery that don't need ta be charged". This lady asked me for a perpetual motion machine....... What in the actual fuck?

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That will require some Wakandan technology not available in the U.S.

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I should have said this..... why didn't I think of it.

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I remember once hearing that if you found a way to violate the law of energy conservation you would become all powerful.

Let's think about this. Lets say we did create a source of free energy. It produced about 1 watt of electricity but cost about $1 million to produce what with all it's rare earth metals, look up a lot up space because of it's highly thermally conductive radiator, and required a couple tons of lead to insulate the chamber from ambient vacuum energy.. so what.

Even if it was only the size and expense of a washing machine it wouldn't be worth it.

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Well this "person"(I have a hard time calling someone that doesn't understand what a battery is that) had no fucking clue what or how a battery worked, YET my state gave this individual a fucking Drivers license.