Fat fuck would go up like a Tesla.

Use diesel. It's more dramatic.

Don't puss out, meathead.

Need a light?

I double dog dare you....

Well? We're waiting....

If he does it in San Fran Shithole, he should use the poop app to find the most concentrated shit stain, maybe his self immolation will see the shit act as a fertilizer and spread that fire.

I would pay $20/gallon for the gas to help him if that's what it cost.

he better do it away from people, anyone who breathes those fumes will die alongside.

from a trampoline, into a pool of water

a fiery splash

Need some home made Napalm and a book of matches?

Don't worry, it's on me you stingy kike.