It's been a while since we found ______ in our candy. I remember thousands of kids in my small town of a couple thousand got needles and razor blades in their candy from and event that didn't happen at a place that was closed one year. The pearl-clutching hysterical newspaper in town reported on it.

I'm still looking for the drugs in my candy.

Fake.

I don't think ive ever seen one of these that was real. The last one I read about a kid being poisoned with "Halloween candy" was poisoned by their own parent tampering with the candy.