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I have had a cold since Wednesday. I've been working. I just now took a test I was previously given by work. I did that because I still feel sick and was curious. I'm not planning on telling work, it's just a cold.

It could have been so much worse. I could be vaxxed and have the baffling 'died suddenly' side effect.

Cheers!

TL;DR I have had a cold since Wednesday. I've been working. I just now took a test I was previously given by work. I did that because I still feel sick and was curious. I'm not planning on telling work, it's just a cold. It could have been so much worse. I could be vaxxed and have the baffling 'died suddenly' side effect. Cheers!

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[–] • 12 pts

Tests are designed by the same kikes who sell you their “vaccines “. They have been exposed for having a cohencidentally high false positive rate.

[–] • 5 pts (edited )

Perhaps, but I've taken these tests many times and never had a positive before. There were periods where I would have liked to take the week off. lol

The other time I tested positive was one of the mail in tests.

[–] • 8 pts

I stopped trusting (((modern))) medicine long ago.

[–] • 7 pts

100%

It really hit me when doctors started recommending kids get covid shots. Wut? It makes no sense.

[–] • 5 pts

The Winter of Death 3.0 will finally take somebody out. It only took three tries.

[–] • 5 pts

Oh Fuck!

I forgot we were still in "The Winter Of Death III: Just Die Already!"

It's finally come for me! And I was so close, spring is only a month away.

RIP me.

[–] • 2 pts

you will be missed

please give all your stuff to

[–] • 3 pts

Thank you for your kind words.

I will have my next of kin make the arrangements for Theodore.

[–] • 1 pt

Oh noes. I’ll press F for you when I get home.

[–] • 1 pt

Much appreciated!

[–] • 1 pt

It's sad. You only have a 99.72% chance of survival if you refuse dr.'s help. That means you are basically dead . Rip.

[–] • 0 pt

Don't you know? Every winter is the winter of death now because of those dirty non vaxers!!! Reeeee!

/s

[–] • 3 pts

Remember it's a voting year and they will do what they did again in 2020. There will be another fake pandemic, work stoppages and no in person voting, plus rioting and burn, loot murder with antiwaah. Mask mandates will comeback and crime will skyrocket again.

[–] • 3 pts

I know the public is full of idiots, but I find it hard to believe they'll be able to do it again. I'm probably giving the country way too much credit.

[–] • 1 pt

There are already too many communists and gov freebies. Though... The free shit is all going to illegals now so maybe that will be the new war? Antifa VS illegals?

[–] • 2 pts

You will be 0-14.6% dead according to NIH.

What is the prognosis for COVID-19? Patients with mild disease only present with low fever and slight asthenia, without pneumonia. Currently, the prognosis of most patients is good, with only a few patients being reported as critically ill and the mortality rate ranging from 0 to 14.6% (12,13).

[–] • 1 pt

You will be 0-14.6% dead according to NIH.

Sounds like some type of necrosis!

Patients with mild disease

Yes I feel only mildly diseased.

If you breakdown those numbers I think you only get close to the 15% when the person is over 70.

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[–] • 2 pts (edited )

Hit tea with some honey and lemon and you will probably feel great in a few days. Very few people have extreme reactions, just like the flu.

Hope you feel better soon.

Oh, if your workplace starts being a dick.. you can say you just tested positive this morning and need a few days off... Most states have forced mandatory medical leave because of the vid... Nothing wrong with taking a day or two to relax, have a good steak and get some extra sleep.

[–] • 1 pt

Tea and honey is an excellent remedy.

[–] • 1 pt

Your only chance of survival is to get sucked off by a rabbi and get all your boosters.

[–] • 1 pt

Why were you having the sex with a pangolin?

[–] • 1 pt

Shit gets crazy when you party with the mouse.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Only Ohio has covid... no covid in Texas

[–] • 1 pt

The best cure for the virus is to get the virus.

You better get 10 shots all at once, just in case.

[–] • 2 pts

You better get 10 shots all at once, just in case.

Instructions unclear. Now I'm drunk AF and I think I'm going to be sick.

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