"antivaxxer board member dies of covid".

The antivaxxers are everywhere in this day and age! even on the board of our noble saviors, Pfeizer. In a tragic and completely unexpected turn of events, this infiltrator was found dead this morning under a bridge, quartered in several different trash bags. Experts confirmed he died of covid.

-Jewrnalist

Archived link (to bypass the paywall)

https://archive.ph/sNrXV

But won’t someone think of the quarterly revenue statements????? Oy vey!