When out to lunch with coworkers, start ordering salad, avocado sandwiches and meatless pasta. Mention that your new diet is restrictive but soooo healthy. Tell the company gossip that you are now vegan.
When out to lunch with coworkers, start ordering salad, avocado sandwiches and meatless pasta. Mention that your new diet is restrictive but soooo healthy. Tell the company gossip that you are now vegan.
Fuck it, eat a steak and say you're a vegan but nobody's perfect
Fuck it, eat a steak and say you're a vegan but nobody's perfect
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