As part of the control group in this scientific study, you are required to travel, socialise, and live your life without restrictions. No one, under any circumstances, is allowed to interfere with this critically important scientific study.
Multiple times per day you must test to see if you have died of Covid.
If you die, and it is confirmed to be caused solely from a Covid infection, then you will be required to report your death to your country's health authority and the WHO.
Feel free to print off cards that can be presented to show that you are a participant in this essential and critical scientific study that makes you exempt from any restrictions. (Just make sure they look professional.)
When it is required you must tell vaccinated people that you are more stunning, braver, and more virtuous than them for participating in this scientific study, and because you are putting your life at risk to save others. Instead of selfishly taking the vaccine.
Together we can save lives.
As part of the control group in this scientific study, you are required to travel, socialise, and live your life without restrictions. No one, under any circumstances, is allowed to interfere with this critically important scientific study.
Multiple times per day you must test to see if you have died of Covid.
If you die, and it is confirmed to be caused solely from a Covid infection, then you will be required to report your death to your country's health authority and the WHO.
Feel free to print off cards that can be presented to show that you are a participant in this essential and critical scientific study that makes you exempt from any restrictions. (Just make sure they look professional.)
When it is required you must tell vaccinated people that you are more stunning, braver, and more virtuous than them for participating in this scientific study, and because you are putting your life at risk to save others. Instead of selfishly taking the vaccine.
Together we can save lives.
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