It looks like something MAD Magazine would have published in the 70s.

Surprised it isn't some mah dick related shit.

MALE PATTERN BALDNESS IS COVID AND NEVER A THING PRE CURRENT YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My vanity is worth more than my health, KEK.

Yo yo yo.

Rona do be doe do be day beez gibbin yo fohead a long heh line.

Good thing Ive been bald for years now

this is hilarious because my doctor said the precise opposite: men and women who have both taken the experiment, once they do get covid they are reporting high hairloss. he was laughing about it with me. it's much less of an issue amongst those who refused.

I had some covid hairless. Got sick with flu like symptoms that lasted about 2 weeks, and lost about half my hair. It grew back after a few months, thicker than before, and with some sort of slight wave in what was once perfectly strait hair.

It is not just covid that will do this. Enough stress on the body will do this. All sorts of lasting sickness can do this. Poor diet, and weight gain can even stress the body enough to cause hair thinning and loss. Taking the stress away will typical result in restoration of the thinned hair.

jail time, in alaska or siberia, with the bears

that would be "desperate"

Is it just me, or do you also consider death to be a long term "side effect"?