Take our vaccine, goyim. Aw, shucks! The vaccine didn't work and have nasty side effects. Take our covid pills, goyim. Aw, shucks! The covid pills didn't work and have nasty side effects. Take our new vaccine, goyim...
I know, right?
You have to admire pfizer's business acumen. They sure know how to create a demand for their products.
It's easy to turn a profit when you're the one writing the numbers in the book, so to speak.
NPC : What? Again?
Pfizer : Fingers crossed behind my back. I got some Covid skin cream. It works I promise.
NPC : Okay. No fingers behind your back this time.
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