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Don't go around touching lepers unless you're Him..

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I only would have needed that first miracle to rule the world.

Anyone that fucked with me I would have turned to wine. ...like a superhero from ZERO AD. (You know, most of the human body is made of water and Jesus had the power to turn water into wine.) (Don't fuck with WINE MAN!)

"Hey Judas... you betrayed me?" ............zap. Bag of wine. "Hey Peter... you denied me?" .................zap. Bag of wine. "Hey Thomas... you doubted me?" ..........zap. Bag of wine.

"Hey Israel and the rest of you jews... you want to fuck with me?" .........

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(No one fucks with WINE MAN!)

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Churches that closed service due to "covid"

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Cucks.

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This makes no sense? Is this one of those pithy lefty comments?

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Jesus is a vector of transmission

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