Based Gary Larson
Who can take some nanotech, stick it in a tube inject it into you and turn you into a Borg cube The vaccine man can! Oh the vaccine man can! The vaccine man can 'cause you're dizzy from your mask and can't defend yourself...
Hey! Kids there's an iPad loaded with a free years subscription to Netflix in the back of this van said, ex-CNN producer John Griffin.
Want some candy?
No John, that only works in the studio, not in prison.
it should say Pfizer / FDA on the side
After decades of trying to keep his content off the internet, Gary Larson has entered 1995 and started posting new content.
Now if his pentium 486 DX had a cd rom for this 15 free hours of AOL he could really get things going.
No joke, he literally did have a website in the early 2000s where you could order a DVD with a collection of his works and the website was still up until like 2 years ago but of course the DVDs were out of stock.
here's the last archive found https://web.archive.org/web/20190901230017/http://thefarside.com:80/
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