((German))
((German))
If you had a computer in the mid 90s to early 2000s that was online you might remember... All tranny porn was once "Brazillian" and everything scatological was "German." Not even kidding, Brazil was the capital of faggot dudes w/ tits and Germans had the scat dungeons on lockdown. Whenever I see a Brazillian w/ tits I wonder if it has a dick and whenever I see a German I wonder if a hooker will enter the room and shit in his mouth through a hole in the glass coffee table that strangely a large amount of German men have in their brick wall basements... Or maybe she'll fart into his gas mask. Long story short (don't) fuck Brazilians and Germans? I mean unless that's your thing like @starjello
RIVALRY BEGINS!!!!!
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If you had a computer in the mid 90s to early 2000s that was online you might remember... All tranny porn was once "Brazillian" and everything scatological was "German." Not even kidding, Brazil was the capital of faggot dudes w/ tits and Germans had the scat dungeons on lockdown. Whenever I see a Brazillian w/ tits I wonder if it has a dick and whenever I see a German I wonder if a hooker will enter the room and shit in his mouth through a hole in the glass coffee table that strangely a large amount of German men have in their brick wall basements... Or maybe she'll fart into his gas mask. Long story short (don't) fuck Brazilians and Germans? I mean unless that's your thing like @starjello
RIVALRY BEGINS!!!!!
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Aww, you're so cute. I'm nearly impressed. Maybe if you didn't out yourself as someone who has seen scat and tranny porn this might have stung.
Aww, you're so cute. I'm nearly impressed. Maybe if you didn't out yourself as someone who has seen scat and tranny porn this might have stung.
I am the living embodiment of Rule 34. If there's a type of porn out there, I've seen it. I've also watched mtf / ftm surgeries, abortions, glass ass, etc. Where these adventures get weird is that time I jerked off to holocaust pictures of the camps w/ emaciated starving people not b/c I hold them any animosity but b/c I wanted to be sure my dick would always work as needed. When you can constantly edge throughout some pbs conscious brain surgery type shit you'll know your dick is in good shape
I am the living embodiment of Rule 34. If there's a type of porn out there, I've seen it. I've also watched mtf / ftm surgeries, abortions, glass ass, etc. Where these adventures get weird is that time I jerked off to holocaust pictures of the camps w/ emaciated starving people not b/c I hold them any animosity but b/c I wanted to be sure my dick would always work as needed. When you can constantly edge throughout some pbs conscious brain surgery type shit you'll know your dick is in good shape
Where these adventures get weird is that time I jerked off to holocaust pictures of the camps w/ emaciated starving people not b/c I hold them any animosity but b/c I wanted to be sure my dick would always work as needed.
You mean pictures of the holocaust don't make you horny?
> Where these adventures get weird is that time I jerked off to holocaust pictures of the camps w/ emaciated starving people not b/c I hold them any animosity but b/c I wanted to be sure my dick would always work as needed.
You mean pictures of the holocaust don't make you horny?
not german... jewish.. also, most of the decent germans have been killed off, leaving only the cucked and perverted, jew loving remnants..
not german... jewish..
also, most of the decent germans have been killed off, leaving only the cucked and perverted, jew loving remnants..
Perhaps you didn't get the sarcasm
Perhaps you didn't get the sarcasm
ok. yeah. I gotta start reading slower, or something. deathwish coffee man... its a helluva drug..
ok. yeah.
I gotta start reading slower, or something. deathwish coffee man... its a helluva drug..
What kinda coffee is that? I usually drink Dunkin.
What kinda coffee is that? I usually drink Dunkin.
Have you seen porn from Germany? Some of that stuff is enough to make you stop fapping.
Have you seen porn from Germany? Some of that stuff is enough to make you stop fapping.
I'm going to enjoy how this post blossoms but feel you should post it around the time all the socialists are grabbing their McGriddle's on the way to work for maximum effect.
I'm going to enjoy how this post blossoms but feel you should post it around the time all the socialists are grabbing their McGriddle's on the way to work for maximum effect.
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