I piss in the yard all the time, but not to save the world. I just enjoy the feeling of pissing outside. My wife thinks I should keep it to the back yard, but it's not my problem if the neighbors get offended.
Honestly it is you could get the cops called on you. I worked for a property management co in LA, people peeing in front of buildings was a constant thing and residents' only recourse was to call the cops.
It's a joke, sort of. I piss in the backyard all the time, never in the front. About a week ago I woke up and had to piss. Wife was sitting on the toilet doing her thing, but God damn was she taking forever. I went out back, it was about 8:30am at this point and I hadn't bothered to put clothes on yet. So there I am, naked as a Jay bird, pissing in the back yard. It was then that I remembered that our neighbors house is two stories, and my fence wasn't hiding anything if someone was there on the second floor. Peckerwood wife was pissed, but it's my opinion that whoever may have seen me will mind their own fucking business from here on out.
A house with only one toilet?
They are just jelous, bro. Assert your dominance.
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