It's a joke, sort of. I piss in the backyard all the time, never in the front. About a week ago I woke up and had to piss. Wife was sitting on the toilet doing her thing, but God damn was she taking forever. I went out back, it was about 8:30am at this point and I hadn't bothered to put clothes on yet. So there I am, naked as a Jay bird, pissing in the back yard. It was then that I remembered that our neighbors house is two stories, and my fence wasn't hiding anything if someone was there on the second floor. Peckerwood wife was pissed, but it's my opinion that whoever may have seen me will mind their own fucking business from here on out.
A house with only one toilet?
voat. nuff said
Damn right, voat. It's a house, not a trailer. Come on by, I'll show ya round the pissin' fence.
Well not if you include the backyard. But yeah, it sucks.
Is it possible to pipe in another?
Winter seems like it would suck for the backyard plan, unless you want the chance to test out the legend of the elderly eskimo who escaped imprisonment by making a knife out of his own schiff.
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