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NSFW I burnt a holographic charizard.

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NSFW Meh and @Intrinsic like tah visits NYC for dah public masturbates in dah subways

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NSFW When I fire someone frum mah Chinese restaurant or a McDonald's i make dah most complicated order JUSS tah piss them off even more.

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NSFW POAL I APPLIED FO DAH RETARD OLYMPIC. DAY TOLD MEH NO PROFESSIONALS

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NSFW Meh my cousin LEEBO and @INTRINSIC gowt kicked out of dah mall of Louisiana dis morning coz we wiz fighting over a pair of panties at dah Victoria secret place and GOWT violent

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NSFW Confession: I want to get strangled by young Hillary's thighs. She looks like an ex [1427x1427 - 1.34MB]

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NSFW Sometimes i like tah sit in front of a mirror and watch mah self fapping tah see how awesome I am

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NSFW SUM TIMES I WISH AOC WPULD BREAK INTO MAH HOUSE AND RAPE MEH

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NSFW Every time I git summoned for jury duty. I sharpen up on mah Chinese and only speek or writes in Chinese

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NSFW @INTRINSIC and MEH joined a cult and everyone died. So now we gowna invest in tesla stations and start a CIRCUS

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NSFW Black Friday @ Wal-Mart a reel stories

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NSFW Juss watched movie - SPICE WORLD - and went full gay thanks to @stupidbird [2964x1952 - 923KB]

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NSFW @INTRINSIC mah friend and all but he don KNOE how TAH pickles and cook possum peckers [1365x910 - 107KB]

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NSFW I used tah surve possum peckers at mah Chinese restaurant but fo sum reason. Day ain't no moar possums. What it do poal?

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NSFW I been eating jars of play doh. Getting high as a kite. My digestion system is all foked butt it's all guud. Better den a clot showt

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NSFW I like tah go to waffle house and IHOP and den eat dah waffles and pancakes wit meh hands and make all kinna animal sounds as I devor dah bread tah make ppl say feel awkward

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NSFW I used tah eat crayons as a kid.

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NSFW Poal Sum Times I Lay Awake At Night Thinking Why Aint Dah Deep State Gitting Raped In Gtmo Right Now?

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NSFW I like tah make hot pot broths from dah bones of mah enemies and resell it on mah Chinese buffy

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NSFW All mah profit go into medical drugs thots and Whores on Onlyfans Which I also claim as a business expence as well as entertainment fo mah Chinese restaurant and Dark Money Accounts [2448x3264 - 428KB]

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NSFW @STUPIDBIRD and meh landed in Jamaica and we JUSS ate 15 hot doge each. Day wuz guud to.

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NSFW When i go tah odder ppls restaurants and use day bathrooms. I like tah act like i am riding a dirt bike and make dirt bike sounds tah annoy dah other customers. Den when day tell meh tah be quite. I stay silent fo 3 sec. Den i make even louder noises. Untill day ban meh from dat resturant

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NSFW Mane i used tah pay @STUPIDBIRD tree fiddy a week. Per week.

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NSFW Apparently meh and @STUPIDBIRD have tah go tah cowt now. Coz dah manager at game stop got PTSD after seeing us naked and wants tah sue.

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NSFW @Ex-Redditor don invite meh over dah his house no MOAR coz he says i steal dah copper out of his air conditioning unit and his fridge tah sell tah pawn shops

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