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NSFW @STUPIDBIRD and MEH GOWT kicked out of a LaPlace, Louisiana McDonald's coz we jumped dah counter and had a 3 way wit dah fry cook in front of everyone

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NSFW I AM A MEAT EATER. I EAT VEGETABLES ONLY. WE EXIST

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NSFW Sometimes MEH and @INTRINSIC like tah sneak into dah hospital mourge and pop out of dem tah scare dah staff during dah holiday seasons

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NSFW Poor poor @Hopalong fapping the 14 yr old GT pics. I had the call dah Fed's on him and told dem he had dah guuds on HRC. Coz I'm his bff I wanna make sure he safe.

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NSFW I miss summer time. When we could stay naked all day in New Orleans

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NSFW I miss black 70s music. Fo sun reason it really made me feels

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NSFW Black Friday @ Wal-Mart a reel stories

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NSFW Fo thxgibin my 1st assignment fo McDonald's HQ is tah fire 100 ppl in Louisiana b4 dah end of dah mouf. Im ma hire @INTRINSIC and @STUPIDBIRD dah halp me got dem all fired. For reasons i donno...

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NSFW I like tah make hot pot broths from dah bones of mah enemies and resell it on mah Chinese buffy

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NSFW @INTRINSIC mah friend and all but he don KNOE how TAH pickles and cook possum peckers [1365x910 - 107KB]

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NSFW POAL I APPLIED FO DAH RETARD OLYMPIC. DAY TOLD MEH NO PROFESSIONALS

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NSFW @SwindlersGist and MEH always like going tah dem dates frum Craig's list when day tie us up and stick sharp objects up our ass and beet us up wit rocks and RAZOR wire.

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NSFW I use bayleaf regularly in cooking, but don't know what specific flavor it imparts.

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NSFW I used tah eat crayons as a kid.

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NSFW Juss watched movie - SPICE WORLD - and went full gay thanks to @stupidbird [2964x1952 - 923KB]

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NSFW I like tah go to waffle house and IHOP and den eat dah waffles and pancakes wit meh hands and make all kinna animal sounds as I devor dah bread tah make ppl say feel awkward

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NSFW I brush MAH teef with mayoniess

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NSFW I GOWT BANNED FRUM MOVIE TAVERN IN BATON ROUGE TAHDAY. APPARENTLY U KANT WATCH MOVIES NAKED OR FAP TAH DEM LIKE U KAN AT HOME.

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NSFW I been eating jars of play doh. Getting high as a kite. My digestion system is all foked butt it's all guud. Better den a clot showt

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NSFW I saved a duck once

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NSFW I burnt a holographic charizard.

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NSFW When I fire someone frum mah Chinese restaurant or a McDonald's i make dah most complicated order JUSS tah piss them off even more.

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NSFW Condoleezza RICE is hawt. I would luv her to bish and boss meh around and dominate MEH. I hope I marry SOMEONE like dat.

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NSFW Meh my cousin LEEBO and @INTRINSIC gowt kicked out of dah mall of Louisiana dis morning coz we wiz fighting over a pair of panties at dah Victoria secret place and GOWT violent

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NSFW Every time I git summoned for jury duty. I sharpen up on mah Chinese and only speek or writes in Chinese

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