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NSFW Fo thxgibin my 1st assignment fo McDonald's HQ is tah fire 100 ppl in Louisiana b4 dah end of dah mouf. Im ma hire @INTRINSIC and @STUPIDBIRD dah halp me got dem all fired. For reasons i donno...

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NSFW @STUPIDBIRD and meh giving up anal and skat porn on web sites. For new years or sofin.

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NSFW Started writing mah xmass list dah AOC. waiting on dem pics of her day talk about. Also i won a Prius and a Cosmo Martini wtf dat is.

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NSFW I IDENTITIFY AS VAXXED AND I WURK 4 JOBS BRAH

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NSFW I brush MAH teef with mayoniess

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NSFW I like tah go to waffle house and IHOP and den eat dah waffles and pancakes wit meh hands and make all kinna animal sounds as I devor dah bread tah make ppl say feel awkward

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NSFW TUSLI GABBARD MAKES MAH DICK HARD COZ SHE AINT A DEEP STATE DEMOCRAT NO MOA!

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NSFW Selena Gomez said she would send meh some used panties if I would stop sending her gifts like chicken feet, used condums, and love lettas talking about meh giving her anal sex while tied down with a ball gag.

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NSFW Mane i used tah pay @STUPIDBIRD tree fiddy a week. Per week.

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NSFW When i go tah odder ppls restaurants and use day bathrooms. I like tah act like i am riding a dirt bike and make dirt bike sounds tah annoy dah other customers. Den when day tell meh tah be quite. I stay silent fo 3 sec. Den i make even louder noises. Untill day ban meh from dat resturant

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NSFW Dis time fo 2024 I'm ma put a write in 5000 times on dah ballots and name him, " MAH DICK"

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NSFW Last year at Wal-Mart on black Friday meh mah tiger MAMA and sister dressed up in dick costumes asking ppl if they wanted free gum. And we GOWT banned from that Wal-Mart for a whole year.

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NSFW @Oilguy55 and MEH almost went tah jail TAHNIGHT we wuz gowna expose Epstein on dah dark net. Which could lead to dah arrests of HRC

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NSFW I like going tah dem basketball games in dah hood and den i end up instigating a fight intah a shoot out between rival gangs in New Orleans. But dat JUSS ANOTHER DAY in PARADISE.

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NSFW Ever year I buy 100 pumpkins from local farmers tah gib tah doge and kate in dah pound so day kan have a fun HALLOWEEN

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NSFW Mane jus cuzz I git high every day and get raped by @INTRINSIC mom and aunt every weekend don make meh a bad person

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NSFW Ight so when i went tah AA lass week. I brought sum weed and x pills. I wuz also high from smoking pcp 2 hours prior to dah meeting.

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NSFW I love it when a customer bitches tah speek tah management and i let dem knoe i am dah managements

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NSFW When I git Drunk I always look for a nice big Sack of Salty Peanuts

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NSFW @stupidbird and MEH made out at dah sonic drive in New Orleans. We GOWT all kinna presents and free foods. @STUPIDBIRD wife mads at him. Coz she knoe he WUZ GAY. 💯

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NSFW @Fumduck and MEH GOWT fired from 8 jobs dis morning. We tried TAH rape dah HR persons. What do?

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NSFW Sometimes i like tah creep intah @Fumduck bedroom throw his alarms in dah toilet and wake him up wit 2 air horns so he kan shit dah bed while he wiz gitting morning wood

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NSFW Sometimes i like tah sit in front of a mirror and watch mah self fapping tah see how awesome I am

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NSFW I lied on mah resume tah git a management job at McDonalds. I had me a virtual interview and fucked it up bad

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NSFW Mane if i owned Jurassic Park i would have sold dah dinosaurs fo meat like in dah flint stones. Fuck a tourist attraction.

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