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>A popular park in Jefferson County has been closed due to "aggressive bear activity." Apex Park was temporarily closed on Monday to protect visitors while Colorado Parks and Wildlife officers monitor conditions.

Archive: https://archive.today/qCjzB From the post: >>A popular park in Jefferson County has been closed due to "aggressive bear activity." Apex Park was temporarily closed on Monday to protect visitors while Colorado Parks and Wildlife officers monitor conditions.
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Has anyone heard about the conspiracy with national parks? Underground networks where they keep aliens and cryptoids and shit. They let them out to eat on tourists. Apparently the number of missing and dead is fart to high in national Parks’s to align with any reasonable reason. Many times the reports are the tourists are stripped of clothing and said clothing is neatly folded just off the trail.

I just heard this shit the other day. Sounds hokey as fuck but all the other conspiracies have come true, so the possibility is there.

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It would make sense. If there were some kind of agreement in place between part of the government to exchange technology for humans, then they could really only do so on land owned by the government. A National Park is the perfect place because people show up there willingly, and often times there is a great distance between people, so the aliens could capture their prey without being seen, and keep the whole thing going while unseen.

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Agreement? National parks are totally controlled and run by the Fed. It’s built in.

And yeah you are right. It’s a perfect setup, muh we don’t know, lots of land, people go missing logic is done stable by the hordes of npc’s

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Black bears are almost always harmless unless it's a mother with her cubs. 1. You yell at them and 2. they climb a tree. They are basically large black labrador retrievers. Moose and elk are also pussies for the most part, except mating season.

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There is a popular saying about this.

If it’s black, fight back: American black bears are often curious or defensive, and fighting back can deter them.

If it’s brown, lie down: Brown or grizzly bears are typically defensive; playing dead (lying face down with hands behind your neck) is recommended to avoid further provocation.

If it’s white, say goodnight: Polar bears are predatory and highly dangerous, implying that survival is unlikely without immediate, aggressive resistance or specialized tools like bear spray.

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My saying is "carry a 10mm".

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You are going to need a lot more than a 10mm for at least 2 of those. Otherwise you are just going to make them more mad.

It's better to be killed by a cat than a bear. A Cat starts eating you AFTER you are dead. The bear starts eating you when it can.

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Basically the complete opposite of humans and subhumans.

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10mm and 12ga slugs are the antithesis of all these solutions. But as always shot placement is most important.

Knew a guy that trained Oregon Parks and Wildlife Officers started carrying 10mm S&W 610 (moon clips) as the side arm for Rangers, and a 12 ga with slugs as backup. 2 man officer teams usually, and the SOP was if a bear attack happens hug the bear, and the partner (behind) would shoot at the head, empty weapon, then transition to the 12ga, then put it under the bears neck and drive the shotgun through the bear's skull while unloading.

They said that strategy worked in all cases where deployed with minimal harm to the guy getting a fur hug....hearing loss aside!

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That sounds. Horrifying. Functional but also, wtf. Carry something bigger.