You have got to be fucking kidding me. They are criminals. Throw the fucking book at them.
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From the post:
"A jury has convicted two men of felony theft for stealing several items from a Kohl’s store in Parker. This in itself wouldn't be headline news -- if not for their legal defense.
Michael Green and Byron Bolden were sentenced after a three-day trial in early December. Green will serve 15 months in prison, and Bolden was sentenced to 90 days in jail with credit for time served, as a condition of 18 months of probation."
You have got to be fucking kidding me. They are criminals. Throw the fucking book at them.
Archive: https://archive.today/Vdokm
From the post:
"A jury has convicted two men of felony theft for stealing several items from a Kohl’s store in Parker. This in itself wouldn't be headline news -- if not for their legal defense.
Michael Green and Byron Bolden were sentenced after a three-day trial in early December. Green will serve 15 months in prison, and Bolden was sentenced to 90 days in jail with credit for time served, as a condition of 18 months of probation."
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