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You have got to be fucking kidding me. They are criminals. Throw the fucking book at them.

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From the post: "A jury has convicted two men of felony theft for stealing several items from a Kohl’s store in Parker. This in itself wouldn't be headline news -- if not for their legal defense.

Michael Green and Byron Bolden were sentenced after a three-day trial in early December. Green will serve 15 months in prison, and Bolden was sentenced to 90 days in jail with credit for time served, as a condition of 18 months of probation."

You have got to be fucking kidding me. They are criminals. Throw the fucking book at them. Archive: https://archive.today/Vdokm From the post: "A jury has convicted two men of felony theft for stealing several items from a Kohl’s store in Parker. This in itself wouldn't be headline news -- if not for their legal defense. Michael Green and Byron Bolden were sentenced after a three-day trial in early December. Green will serve 15 months in prison, and Bolden was sentenced to 90 days in jail with credit for time served, as a condition of 18 months of probation."

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...and they were so considerate to wait until the items were on sale so the store wouldn't lose as much money. (Don't copy this to defense counsel. Don't give them any ideas.)