It's missing an important part.

The type of sexual gratification I like is what completely defines my identity. You must accept my kinks, fetishes and perversions because they define me as a person.

It would be funny if it wasn’t true.

They don't call themselves "teachers" anymore, they want to be "educators" because it sounds more important.

I'm a insert title with implied authority here!

That's exactly why I'm not listening to them. Anyone with actual authority doesn't go around tooting their own horn by proclaiming to be a teacher, doctor, or whatever expert is being paraded by MSM and politicians at any given moment.

This should be the front page of reddit.

It’s painfully true. Fuckwits teaching future fuckwits.