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Long-distance relationships are doomed to always end badly. Always.

Long-distance relationships are doomed to always end badly. Always.

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[–] • 13 pts

My wife and i started long distance, 8 yrs 3 kids, it can work just get a christian girl and not a whore.

Gonna call this picture out on being fake though, jews have always pulled the 'Someone is fucking your wife while your away' meme when it comes to soldiers.

[–] • 6 pts

Schnoz conveniently not in frame; you might be right. I also did "long-distance" with my wife, for a bit there, while I was away in university. Married with kids for ten years, and she's 100% devoted. Just knitted me a new hat for the winter; trying real hard to get pregnant again. How hard is it to not simp for whores? Seriously, guys. If none of you gave these sluts attention, they'd have to change their strategy (by becoming the type of women that men want, duh).

[–] • 2 pts

Attention Vs respect. Men give the wrong women attention when they know they don't deserve the women they respect. I only did 1 year long distance, not 8, but imo if you can't last a few weeks apart then there was nothing ever there.

[–] [deleted] • 5 pts

I've heard the calls in the morale tents.

That shit ain't no joke.

[–] • 3 pts

Yeah shit happens but fixating on it and promoting it is kiked.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

True nigga 💯

[–] • 0 pt

Laundry detergent boxes in the window used to mean that a deployed man’s wife wanted to cheat. This was common knowledge if you lived in the Q’s.

[–] • 1 pt

Sounds like an urban legend, no fucking way whores would organize shit like that, and imagine publicly advertising your a whore to complete strangers.

[–] • 0 pt

CFB Wainwright if you look it up I’m sure there’s something written on it. Not a legend.

[–] • -1 pt

It’s a stereotype; the Navy wife lives in the trailer park with her brood, husband’s away, she gets bored and screws the back door man.

[–] • 3 pts

True story -- when I was in my late 20s, I went out to dinner with a colleague from work. Her boyfriend was deployed to Germany at the time. Many drinks later, she was CLEARLY interested in hooking up because she was lonely and hadn't had a man in awhile. As I walked her back to her apartment, I made the decision to NOT ask her if I could come in because I had tons and tons of guilt about being "that guy" to the girlfriend of someone who made the personal sacrifice to defend my country. (I believe they call them "Jody's"). Still don't regret that decision to this day, as they are now happily married with kids (as am I).

I know, I know...cool story bro.

[–] • 2 pts

Since you weren’t that guy she probably found another one to fill her up in the meantime. You adhered to your principles at least, but I probably would have just been that guy. Way I see it is she’s going to do it either way, may as well be with a guy that will keep it discreet and not cause trouble for her when her man comes back. Good way to get killed, though.

[–] • 0 pt

similar thing happened to me and I was getting ready to deploy myself at the time (I was single back then) I was like no way.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

First course of action would be to stop being a fucking whoor

[–] • 0 pt

Too late now though, isn't it?

[–] • 1 pt

I dated a chick like that. Loved it rough, loved getting bruises. Crazy as hell, but 100% in the sack. What's a lonely country boy to do?

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt (edited )

Why would that ever happen?

I feel bad for people who already have neck creases when they're 23. I don't have them yet and I'm old enough to be her father, or the guy she was fucking. lol

Here's a trick. When you get up in the morning & before you go to bed:

Lift your chin up to stretch the skin on your neck nice and tight, hold for 30 seconds 2x a day and you shouldn't ever get those lines.

Then just use your phone for calls and don't fall asleep with your head jacked up on the pillow. Being handsome is way better than getting those fucking emails on your phone.

[–] • 0 pt

Any cheating whores should be decapitated without any exception.