they will use the money to buy drugs and ammo, maybe scratch tickets
scratch tickets.
I love this. It's a tax on stupidity.
How do I apply for this program? I figure if I get a retroactive stipend of $500/month, I'd have over $300,000 by now.
Same. How much are they willing to pay to keep me from coming there and shooting? Like those Dept. of Agriculture programs where they pay farmers to not grow crops.
Hell ya, since I have no violent tendencies whatsoever that’s apeasy money.
Oh wait, what color do you have to be to get the gibs?
I already investigated that, but you need to have many acres or arable land first. They want to make sure you could grow crop first.
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