I'm willing to visit any church that doesn't ask me for money. If they ask for a single dime, I'm outa there. I can listen to a preacher rant the most stupid, twisted interpretation of scripture imaginable, and I'm fine with it as entertainment, because nothing forces me to believe a single word he says. I just sit there and smile and nod.
Most Protestant preachers are posturing, dancing clowns. They are so bad, they are funny. The truth is, most preachers are of low intelligence. There are exceptions, but not many. They latch onto some personal interpretation of Revelation (they all love Revelation) and they beat it into the ground like a tent peg. It usually depends on taking a single verse out of context and basing their entire argument on it.
It's all entertainment to me. I'm a gnostic Christian, so none of the messages of these preachers mean very much -- they are all dead wrong. They think Jesus actually rose from the dead (he didn't). They think the god of the Old Testament is the same as the God of the New Testament (he isn't). They think there is no divine female element in the trinity (there is). They think we are going to undergo a physical resurrection in our bodies of flesh and blood (we aren't).
Every now and then a preacher will make a good point on some moral issue. But they are almost all dogmatic and small-minded. Maybe they have to be in order to be so completely sure about what they are saying. Intelligent people question, and these preachers don't question. They are certain they have all the answers, and by god they are going to hammer them into your head if it kills you.
I like the ones that perform miracles. What a dog-and-pony show that is. People getting zapped with the Holy Spirit left and right, falling down like Nine Pins, rolling around on the floor and babbling in "tongues." Now that's entertainment, and if I get it for free, I will entertain myself with it regularly. Mind you, I won't pay anything for it, but for a free show it's pretty good.
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