Christ is here, and he isn't a huge fan of the Roman Catholic Church.

Eat my flesh? Drink my blood? That's a victory celebration, usually performed by the victors.

No more.

There should be a christianity that is just the following rule:

• Everything comes from the words of the Holy Bible, they are to be the basis of all things one believes, says, or does, they are to be the basis of all politics and other aspects of society. Absolutely everything must be based on the Bible and nothing else, even when it contradicts the most obvious and common-sense reasoning of man. Tolerate nothing that isn't justified by the biblical text, and permit absolutely nothing that contradicts the biblical text.
• Any internal contradictions of the Bible can be resolved by choosing the latter-written parts over the parts written before them, but there shall be one exception to this rule; that the words of Jesus Christ have absolute priority over everything else, the most direct and literal interpretation is to be used except where there is reason given to accept a less literal and more indirect reading of some biblical text. Extra-biblical considerations must never interfere or conflict with ones thinking on the words of the Bible, which are to be taken as the absolute authority on all things.

Don't know if one exists yet, but there are a lot of Christians around here. If you can't find one, make one. I'll join it.