Be China Have spy satellites that can read the text on your phone Weather balloon drifts into US Senile POTUS calls to ask about it “Oh herro. Yes. Is spy barroon!” Watch conservatards lose their shit Watch tangerine jew cock sucker take office Tangerine jew cock sucker calls “Oh herro. Have dericious bowl of Fuk Yoo” raughs in Mandarin
> Be China
> Have spy satellites that can read the text on your phone
> Weather balloon drifts into US
> Senile POTUS calls to ask about it
> “Oh herro. Yes. Is spy barroon!”
> Watch conservatards lose their shit
> Watch tangerine jew cock sucker take office
> Tangerine jew cock sucker calls
> “Oh herro. Have dericious bowl of Fuk Yoo”
> raughs in Mandarin
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