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Here's a radical idea: pay people not to murder. (nypost.com)

  • $300-a-month not to shoot people.
  • an additional $300 for staying out of trouble (what ever that means).
  • an extra $200 for attending parole appointments and finding a job.

So far, I've not murdered anyone, I've mostly stayed out of trouble and I've had a job for a very long time. I figure I should be getting at least $600,000 by now.