LOL, 5'2" and 6'1", reminds me of an old Bob Saget joke, (kind of makes me want to puke with what we know now), paraphrased:
I'm nuts over my girlfriend... yeah, she's this tall. <hand motion at crotch height>
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The skin on my knees took a beating back in the day.
Too bad knee pads weren't as ubiquitous back then.... 😏
It was just my luck the first girl I got tangled up with in college was a nympho (the 5'2" VW Beetle owner). It took a couple of years to get untangled from her. She did not help my grades one bit.
Something.... something.... stick your.... something.... in crazy! 🤣🤣
Dad never got around to having that talk with me. I had to figure it out on my own. Now I echo that warning to the younger guys, but there are so many crazies out there now it is no longer a secret.
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