Eeeww. It's 7 AM here, and after seeing that I'm gonna need a drink. Or a lobotomy.
Why not both?
Heck yeah, why not both? Problem is, I'd have a creature like this https://imgflip.com/i/7fu4t4looking after me in the nursing home.
I guess you'll have to fall back to the time-honored "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!"