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[–] 4 pts

A "minimum fee"? Like you can have a better experience being murdered if you pay premium? Not saying I would but if it were me I think I'd splurge on the Suicide+ Gold Package. Less ads.

[–] 2 pts

>Less ads.

With the minimum fee package you get to watch a bud light ad while getting shot...

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

watch the film soylent green. They have a killing room that plays your favorite music and videos while you are killed and then sent off to be processed.

[–] 2 pts

That's when you pay for premium

soon they will make a tv show out of it to make even more money.

[–] 0 pt

Somebody's got to start calling around and getting a hold of some of these euthanasia packages. I'd be curious to see what these things are.

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

Big dose of the purple stuff they use at the vet. I believe it's pentobarbital.

[–] 1 pt

700 Canadaian get you a sheet of plastic over your mouth...