A "minimum fee"? Like you can have a better experience being murdered if you pay premium? Not saying I would but if it were me I think I'd splurge on the Suicide+ Gold Package. Less ads.
>Less ads.
With the minimum fee package you get to watch a bud light ad while getting shot...
watch the film soylent green. They have a killing room that plays your favorite music and videos while you are killed and then sent off to be processed.
That's when you pay for premium
Would that be called eye bleaching?
soon they will make a tv show out of it to make even more money.
Somebody's got to start calling around and getting a hold of some of these euthanasia packages. I'd be curious to see what these things are.
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