Call the dog catcher, give it the big needle.
Heads up; this link goes to a story about a guy arrested for driving more than double the speed limit while drunk, it doesn't mention anything about him being a dog.
That's why the title is in quotes.
He could have literally got away with it, because sadly, Canada has become the capital of ClownWorld.
Being Clown world, I figured the story originally stated that the guy was trying to get out of arrest claiming he was a dog, then the "news" company stealthily changed the story between the time you first saw it and I read it.
That's why archiving is something I almost always do (I didn't for that one), especially for important stuff.
(post is archived)