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I find it incredibly amusing to wake up on a Sunday morning and read all the posts and comments I have no memory of sending the previous day. "Blackouts" don't just mean when the power fails. But yesterday, I discovered that 10 of those little airport bottles of Spicy Pickle Vodka will set you free. LPT: Fireball and "Spicy Pickle Vodka" will make you tall, handsome, and witty... but you should use that awesome ability carefully. Otherwise, you may find yourself "making monkey noises" at all your neighbors in the middle of the night.

...Now it's going to be 72 hours of recovery. I should call my liver suplex these days. It keeps saying "fuck all yall" to the rest of my damaged organs.

So be it.

(still a little whacked from last night... mouse hovering over the Delete button... ah, hell with it). <enter>

I find it incredibly amusing to wake up on a Sunday morning and read all the posts and comments I have no memory of sending the previous day. "Blackouts" don't just mean when the power fails. But yesterday, I discovered that 10 of those little airport bottles of Spicy Pickle Vodka will set you free. LPT: *Fireball* and "Spicy Pickle Vodka" will make you tall, handsome, and witty... but you should use that awesome ability carefully. Otherwise, you may find yourself "making monkey noises" at all your neighbors in the middle of the night. ...Now it's going to be 72 hours of recovery. I should call my liver suplex these days. It keeps saying "fuck all yall" to the rest of my damaged organs. So be it. (still a little whacked from last night... mouse hovering over the Delete button... ah, hell with it). <enter>

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I don't understand 'blackout drunk'. I got drunk when I was younger, but I always remembered clearly what happened the last night.

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Nobody cares about your wild wine cooler nights. He's talking about real drinking

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@Frosty - best invective.

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@Frosty - gayest nomination.

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I'm talking about unknown transparent liquids in used 2 liter plastic bottles of coca cola.

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Spicy Pickle? That sounds good. Usually it's just Buckeye Vodka (somewhat of a copy of Russian Standard) into Black Russians or cranberry. I need to find an airplane bottle and try it.

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So glad to be free of that demon. Best decision I ever made.

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Yeah, I can't do that anymore... That shit gets me in trouble.

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My friend is living in an apartment drinking as much as two gallons of vodka per day. She sits in her bathrobe and doesn't get dressed. She doesn't recognize us anymore. She eats occasionally.

I know people can drink and have a good time. Sometimes not.