Jesus turned water into good, VERY strong wine. God endorses alcohol, in moderation, of course.
You know that comment is gonna make them cry out in pain with kosher tears.
Don't know why. I've had the wine jews use at passover before. it's actually pretty good stuff. They've got no place to complain
When Jesus wasn't looking, that kike Judas stole a keg of His wine and sold it for 30 pieces of silver. It's a miracle he wasn't caught.
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