Just listened to parents gush about retirement plans they're sailing off into this year. It's pretty gratuitous too. Like not even going to live near any relatives or their offspring. Just going to visit DisneyLand and shit (seriously, it's another topic entirely). "...and then we'll come out and visit you and your brother..." yeah let's not I can save twice as hard as they did and will never be able to retire. Civil war, rope, arms. That is the best we can hope for in our lifespans... then our children will reap the harvest