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How else am I supposed to keep my liver fatty and plump?

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Guinness has fewer calories than a pint of orange juice (approx. 220) or skimmed milk.

Lower than Premium Lager: A pint of Guinness has fewer calories than most 5% ABV lagers.

  • Guinness Draught (Pint/20 oz): 198–210 calories
  • Guinness Draught (12 oz bottle/can): ~125 calories
  • Premium Lager (Pint, e.g., Stella/Peroni): 230–260+ calories
  • IPA/Craft Beer (Pint): 250–300+ calories

It's dark color comes from roasted barley, not high sugar content, and the nitrogen mix allows for a creamy texture with less carbonation-related calorie density.

Comparable to Light Beers: A 12-ounce serving of Guinness (125 calories) is only about 15–30 calories more than popular light beers like Bud Light.

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How else am I supposed to keep my liver fatty and plump?

Now you know what the real motive behind the bread vs pie war is all about. They're trying to fatten you up good duck sir.