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Haters everywhere. It's because I'm white, right?
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How else am I supposed to keep my liver fatty and plump?
Guinness has fewer calories than a pint of orange juice (approx. 220) or skimmed milk.
Lower than Premium Lager: A pint of Guinness has fewer calories than most 5% ABV lagers.
- Guinness Draught (Pint/20 oz): 198–210 calories
- Guinness Draught (12 oz bottle/can): ~125 calories
- Premium Lager (Pint, e.g., Stella/Peroni): 230–260+ calories
- IPA/Craft Beer (Pint): 250–300+ calories
It's dark color comes from roasted barley, not high sugar content, and the nitrogen mix allows for a creamy texture with less carbonation-related calorie density.
Comparable to Light Beers: A 12-ounce serving of Guinness (125 calories) is only about 15–30 calories more than popular light beers like Bud Light.