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Wife makes me lug it down to the basement each time. I foresee the day when I slip and the whole shebang including me takes an unwilling ride on my ass.

Works out great for the birds though. The ones visiting our feeder are starting to bend spacetime.

Wife makes me lug it down to the basement each time. I foresee the day when I slip and the whole shebang including me takes an unwilling ride on my ass. Works out great for the birds though. The ones visiting our feeder are starting to bend spacetime.
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The LORD blesses you.

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A well fed bird is a happy bird. I've seen too many people going to sleep and never waking up after they disrespected a starling. Car accidents, falls from highrises, SHIS (Sudden hammer impact sydrome), SBIS and poisonings by ITBSIMC (Is that bird shit in my cereal).

I can look the other way with the best of 'em.

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I know nothing.

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Yeah, me neither. As a matter of fact, I wasn't even here.

[–] • 1 pt

Damn I bin lookin' for wild vogel futter.