Bird 1: oh man, I love berries, but they make me shit all over the place. Bird 2: hey man, you only live once. Enjoy yourself while you got it, you never know when it might end. And guess what? If you shit yourself, it's just going to land on human's head. Hell, he will probably just try to wipe it off before work, unsuccessfully, but nobody will know he has shit in his hair except for him. You know, it might actually inspire him to write something about the experience. So eat your berries, dude. You never know what may come of it.