Michael Yeoh

Freudian slip, methinks.

I know personal experience that you wish you'd never had to be at an event like this one without a piece of your soul having been gone

She's not only, she's not only the only person receiving this medal, she is a, uh, she is a, uh, you know...

Let's give one more round of applause for this year's Presidential Freedom recipients!

They always were worried we were gonna go to Jesuit colleges

Tell me again why he's still pretending to be president.

Although this is a fairly routine day for the impaired one, it could be that it was exacerbated by Piglosi's open bottle.