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God damn I fucking love possums.
God damn I fucking love possums.
Deyz gud eetin
Deyz gud eetin
'Did the guy even know it was there ??' ... kids and their cell phones these days ...
'Did the guy even know it was there ??' ... kids and their cell phones these days ...
I'd rather eat at a table that had an Opossum walking all over it and eating on it than a table that had nogs or beaners at it.
I'd rather eat at a table that had an Opossum walking all over it and eating on it than a table that had nogs or beaners at it.
Well since he seems to keep that thing as a pet, it probably isnt as filthy as it could be.. For all we know he could be bathing it daily.
Well since he seems to keep that thing as a pet, it probably isnt as filthy as it could be.. For all we know he could be bathing it daily.
Fuck I'd go there now just to hopefully meet the critter.
Fuck I'd go there now just to hopefully meet the critter.
Cute critter. Bet no one ever called the crybaby cute.
Cute critter.
Bet no one ever called the crybaby cute.
The hell... the shit that makes people uncomfortable today is enraging. Bitch, the wolrd is about to burn... but that baby opossum, peacefully munching on his owner's food is so traumatic to you that you can never go to an Arby's every again?!
I could sympathize if a fucking rat crawled out of the kitchen and jumped onto the table. That's vermin. This opossum is clearly a pet to this man. It looks clean and healthy, he probably takes good care of it, and it probably sticks close to him. Not bothering anybody... except he actually his because this snowflake is so fragile, his mere existence within the same space as her is distressing.
The hell... the shit that makes people uncomfortable today is enraging. Bitch, the wolrd is about to burn... but that baby opossum, peacefully munching on his owner's food is so traumatic to you that you can *never go to an Arby's every again?!*
I could sympathize if a fucking rat crawled out of the kitchen and jumped onto the table. That's vermin. This opossum is clearly a pet to this man. It looks clean and healthy, he probably takes good care of it, and it probably sticks close to him. Not bothering anybody... except he actually his because this snowflake is so fragile, his mere existence within the same space as her is distressing.
I hate people like that. Plus pulling out a phone and taking creep shots of someone else in the restaurant. God help me if I ever catch someone doing it.
I hate people like that. Plus pulling out a phone and taking creep shots of someone else in the restaurant. God help me if I ever catch someone doing it.
I'd plop my opossum right down into their sugar water and say "See, he's harmless." What a bitch.
I'd plop my opossum right down into their sugar water and say "See, he's harmless." What a bitch.
It’s spelled opossum ya fkn degen
It’s spelled opossum ya fkn degen
Yea, real possums are pretty cute. That thing is certainly not.
Yea, real possums are pretty cute. That thing is certainly not.
They might be cute, but they have 1/2" claws that are sharp as fuck and scream at each other in the night like banshees, they also stink.
Sugar gliders are properly cute though.
They might be cute, but they have 1/2" claws that are sharp as fuck and scream at each other in the night like banshees, they also stink.
Sugar gliders are properly cute though.
Those are the qualities that make them awesome pets.
Those are the qualities that make them awesome pets.
TIL Arby's is still a thing.
TIL Arby's is still a thing.
Theyve got the possums!
Theyve got the possums!
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