There's the good 'ol shitskin Turner Diaries inspired police force at work.

Sand niggers don't understand dogs because they don't understand America and need to go the fuck back.

Only seeking a million bucks? Weak sauce

While I do concede that death by homicidal-scared-of-puppies-pajeet cop kind of sucks, it's still better than being eaten alive by a grizzly

So there's that

I mean, see the bright side of things, it could have been worse

We should burn down a Wendy's or something.

In minecraft.

If you attack a k9, they charge you as attacking an officer.

Yet they do not consider your dog of equal status of a human.

Also, there should be no higher penalty attacking an officer vs a citizen.