The long nosed one be like: "Hello fellow reptile."
Little alligator say to big 'un, "Whatchu been eatin' make you get so big?" Big 'un, he say, "I eats niggers." Little one, he say back, "But I eats niggers too!" Big 'un ax's him, "Well, how does you eats yo' niggers?" Little gator, he say, "Well, first I sneaks up b'hind 'em, real quiet like. Then I hollers, 'BOO!' An' den I eats 'em." Big 'un say, "See? Deys yo problem right dere! You ain't been eatin' nuffin but shit and Nikes."
The broad nosed one be like "I'm stealing yo' bicycle"
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