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[–] 2 pts

I always wear my bell bottoms in case of a flood so I can tie them into a life preserver. We haven't had a flood here in over a century, but it's always good to be prepared.

I know a far better way.

Don't fly.

[–] 1 pt

Asleep in his bed little did he know a plane was falling out of the sky that would forever change his destiny when it hit his house...

[–] 0 pt

Except you are in more danger driving to and from the airport than actually flying on a plane.

[–] 0 pt

I'll summarize it,

  1. Keep your shoes on and be ready to get out while on the ground at anytime.
  2. Depressurization can incapacitate you in 15-45 seconds so get O2 quick or die.

Most everything else like picking seats, is bullshit and subjective to a single type of crash.