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If they don't respond to the random government text within 15 minutes and send their geolocation or picture of face, the police show up. Unbelievable.

If they don't respond to the random government text within 15 minutes and send their geolocation or picture of face, the police show up. Unbelievable.

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Oh, c'mon. Emus and cassowary are related. They're bros of a feather. In the Emu War, who do you think the cassowary were rooting for?

Like literally rooting or figuratively?

Asking for an Aussie.

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Cassowaries were strutting around wearing "GO TEAM EMU", and "FLIGHTLESS BIRD LIVES MATTER" t-shirts. The only thing that prevented them from continuously blowing vuvuzelas throughout the entire conflict was their lack of lips. But they would have. They wanted too. You could tell.