Instructions in case of an impending local-group supernova:
Head indoors, in a solid structure with a door that closes.
Find someplace low where you can sit down.
Remove your outer clothing and drape it over you until you are completely covered.
Now that you have complete privacy, bend over and kiss your ass good-bye, because you're going to die.
Instructions in case of an impending local-group supernova:
1. Head indoors, in a solid structure with a door that closes.
2. Find someplace low where you can sit down.
3. Remove your outer clothing and drape it over you until you are completely covered.
4. Now that you have complete privacy, bend over and kiss your ass good-bye, because you're going to die.
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